Dave, from Kids in the Hall sketch “Hotel La Rut” (via beerdntouqued)
"My God it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he’s thinking, whether he’s thinking of you, and whether he’ll ever return…"
"And there are a lot of people who like Brain Candy who aren’t necessarily fans of Kids in the Hall. I’m not sure how to process that information."